Woody Allen

     In my next life I want to live backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people’s home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then, Voila! You finish off as an orgasm! I rest my case.

     - Woody Allen

Clean Room (almost) Accomplished

     My room is just about clean. I am so incredibly proud. Soon enough, I will wallpaper it and put up everything that belongs on the walls! I look forward to the day my room is totally complete.

     When I've finished cleaning up the things off the floor, I'll take a few pictures of my room to show you what it looks like.

A Vacation in Paradise

     I have arrived home from my two week vacation! I had a lovely time, took many pictures, and spent all of my money. I will soon post picture of the things I have bought, I'd love to hear what you think!

     I love everything I bought so much. I went a bit out of my realm of comfort, and I ended up buying a lot of floral prints. (My boyfriend will not be happy; he hates floral print!) But I shop for my happiness and comfort, not his.

     I love Rome. Everything about Rome is beautiful and memorable. We saw the main tourist attractions, such as the Forum, the Vatican, the Sister Chapel, the Pantheon, the Flavian Amphitheatre (or more commonly known as the Colosseum), as well as numerous other things.

     Have you ever heard of the Borghese Gardens? It is a large expanse of land with such beautiful attractions. Within the Villa Borghese is Galleria Borghese and, drum roll please, a zoo!

     You will not believe the fantastic gluten free food which they have there! Beautiful, and not to mention delicious. By law, they needed to add something to the dish to show that it was gluten free. Some places placed a flag, other added a dash of sauce on the side of the dish.

     Doesn't that look fantastic? My mouth is watering just looking at it.

     That's all for now, darlings. More to come soon!

Whimsical Me

     I have exciting news. Yesterday, on a slight whim, I decided to buy a camera. I searched for a camera I liked for awhile, and finally decided on one I liked. I mentioned it to my friend (who's a camera genius) and it turns out that it's the same camera she has! I used her camera a few times, and I just found it was beautiful. I couldn't get over it. She bought hers in February for her birthday.
     The reason I was suddenly able to buy this camera of dreams was because my grandmother suddenly decided to give me a few hundred. With this extra bit of cash, I was able to decide on a camera. I was debating whether or not I should spend the money on a camera, or spend the money on clothes and accessories. My family took a vote, and the vote said to buy the camera!
     I'm in love, and it's no lie. I can't believe this camera.

     This is the first picture I took with my new camera. Yes, that is me.